Warranty
Apocalypse Tongs carry a lifetime warranty for all log and coal fire handling applications, including:
- Campfires
- Bonfires
- Fire Pits
- Chimineas
- Fireplaces
- Burn Barrels
The Apocalypse Tongs warranty does not cover:
- Alien heat rays
- Theft, including by zombies
- Loss
- Direct nuclear blast
- Tongs that are bent by:
- Being run over by a vehicle
- Sheer meanness or showboating
- Deliberate mechanical or manual alteration of their shape
- Circus strong men
- Dragons
- Careless horses and other livestock
- Interdimensional wormholes