Apocalypse Tongs carry a lifetime warranty for all log and coal fire handling applications, including:

  • Campfires
  • Bonfires
  • Fire Pits
  • Chimineas
  • Fireplaces
  • Burn Barrels

The Apocalypse Tongs warranty does not cover:

  • Alien heat rays
  • Theft, including by zombies
  • Loss
  • Direct nuclear blast
  • Tongs that are bent by:
    • Being run over by a vehicle
    • Sheer meanness or showboating
    • Deliberate mechanical or manual alteration of their shape
    • Circus strong men
    • Dragons
    • Careless horses and other livestock
    • Interdimensional wormholes