Warranty

Apocalypse Tongs carry a lifetime warranty for all log and coal fire handling applications, including:

• Campfires
• Bonfires
• Fire Pits
• Chimineas
• Fireplaces
• Burn Barrels

The Apocalypse Tongs warranty does not cover:

• Alien heat rays
• Theft, including by zombies
• Loss
• Direct nuclear blast
• Tongs that are bent by:
• Being run over by a vehicle
• Sheer meanness or showboating
• Deliberate mechanical or manual alteration of their shape
• Circus strong men
• Dragons
• Careless horses and other livestock
• Interdimensional wormholes